What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
08.06.2025 02:30
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
What is your best gay fantasy?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...